"Oh my gosh, that guy's name is Dr. Robert Thousand, which means if you lined up ten of his relatives, there would be OVER NINE THOUSAAAANDS!!!" - Eli
"You said white chocolate macadamia nut cookie-- who ARE you!?!" - Vivian
"Oh yeah, you need oxygen to create the carbohydratedioxide with the trimonosulfate glucosamide and the SHUT THE F**K UP, [DASH]." - Luke (paraphrased)
"Would you just forget about the freakin' Belgian Fish?" – Max
"I treat everything like a drilldown. And that is why I EXCEL." - Abhishek
"When you can't run, you crawl." - Firefly (Mal & Zoe's army buddy)
"You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake." - Portal
"It is not our abilities that show who we truly are. It is our choices." – Albus Dumbledore
"Hextuple-augmented unison. Guess what thaaaaat iiiiiiis... :D" – Anil
"That's like a misconception within a misconception! MisconINCEPTION." – Eli
"You're the pot of gold at the end of our Great American Rainbow." - Ariel
"It holds one candle in the menorah of awesome." –Laura
"Oh there are cactuses there for a reason..." –Eli
"I've never had this many un-points!" –Evan